Monthly Archives: October 2011

Inner Peace

I’m passing this on because it worked for me. A Doc on TV said to have inner peace, we should always finish the things we start – and we could all use much more calm in our lives.  So…. I … Continue reading

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Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go … Continue reading

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Old Man’s Curiosity

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 68). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The … Continue reading

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Nun At Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go … Continue reading

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Golf Balls

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to YOU?” “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf … Continue reading

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The Irish Funeral

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. … Continue reading

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Set Em Up Joe

At a recent wedding party, someone stood up and yelled, “All of the married men in here please stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living.” The bartender was crushed to death. ‘Used with permission … Continue reading

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Father of the Year

A man boarded a plane with six kids.   After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?” He looked her straight in … Continue reading

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Biker and the Beautiful Girl

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a beautiful girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m … Continue reading

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is  like Africa . Half discovered, half wild,  fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman  is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade,  especially for someone of real value. Between … Continue reading

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