Monthly Archives: November 2011

Vending Machines

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan .. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. ‘I’m … Continue reading

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Nymphomaniac Convention

Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London ‘s Heathrow Airport for New York ,and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his … Continue reading

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The Square Balls Bet

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to president of the Bank because, she said, she had a … Continue reading

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The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  John tried and tried … Continue reading

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All in a day’s work

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :- “Dear Lord, I go to work every … Continue reading

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Irish Humor

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on … Continue reading

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Old Prospector

Subject: The Old Prospector An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old pack mule, and headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitching rail.  … Continue reading

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Take it to Court

One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, “I’d give $250 … Continue reading

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Forgive me Father

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church. He pull aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars … Continue reading

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Think Fast

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce . The man persists and asks to see the manager.  The … Continue reading

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