Monthly Archives: January 2012

It’s Hell To Get Old

Two medical students  were walking along the street  when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.  He was stiff-legged and walking  slowly. One student said to his  friend: “I’m sure that poor old  man has Peltry … Continue reading

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Free Trip to Italy

A young New York City woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. “You have … Continue reading

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Senior Golf

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once … Continue reading

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The Weenie Test

Three 3rd Graders: an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says. “Okay.” They … Continue reading

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The Female Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:  Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.   The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their … Continue reading

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Honesty isn’t always the best policy

Wife asked husband “How many women have you slept with?’ Husband proudly replies “Only you dear- I was awake with all the others!”

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An Irish Priest

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep … Continue reading

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Two Lawyers & Ethics

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island were lots of tall coconut palms that provided them their only food and liquids. Each day one of the lawyers would climb … Continue reading

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Husband Down on Isle 4

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Target. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 … Continue reading

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Men and Women For Sale

There’s a new store that sells husbands that has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may … Continue reading

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