Monthly Archives: February 2012

Old Age

Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may … Continue reading

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Golf Sign in Scotland

An actual sign at a golf club in Scotland 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET A SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE … Continue reading

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Whats in the Box

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat … Continue reading

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A Sportsman’s Double

I’ll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot … Continue reading

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Mama’s Bible

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful¬† doctors and lawyers.. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 75th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida . … Continue reading

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Trivia

I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong.  The question was Where do women have the curliest hair?? The answer I should have given was Fiji .

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Happy Valentines Day

Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas. You move like … Continue reading

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Hillbilly Divorce

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, ‘How can I help you?’ The farmer said, ‘I want to get one of them dayvorces.’ The lawyer said, ‘Do you have … Continue reading

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Would You Marry Again

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over At him and asks the question…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? … Continue reading

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Senior Romance

SENIOR ROMANCE A couple was married for umpteen years and normally each went to sleep early, but this evening the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk and………… The husband wanted to sleep, but she said “you … Continue reading

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