Monthly Archives: March 2012

Only a Farm Kid

When you’re from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. … Continue reading

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Sex with older men

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked, ‘Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working, and at your age I think that is remarkable.’ George … Continue reading

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Italian Golfer

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New Jersey were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Italian from New Jersey fumed, “What’s with those … Continue reading

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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,  begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes … Continue reading

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Chicken Surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the … Continue reading

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Three Holy Men and a Bear

A Catholic  Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all  served as Chaplains to the students of  Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the  Upper Peninsula of Michigan . They  would get together two or three times a week for  … Continue reading

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Craig’s List Ad

AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand … Continue reading

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Three Hillbillies

Three Hillbillies are sittin on a porch shootin’ the breeze…. 1st Hillbilly says: ‘My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. ‘ 2nd Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that stupid?’ 1st Hillbilly says: ‘We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!’ 2nd Hillbilly … Continue reading

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St Patty’s Day Bonus

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband’s obituary.  She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn’t it too  bad about him passing away. … Continue reading

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Saying Goodbye to Mother

We were dressed and ready to go out for a New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local … Continue reading

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