Monthly Archives: April 2012

Church Gossip

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and … Continue reading

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Where’s the Polish Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘prejudice’ these days……………. A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The guy , clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. … Continue reading

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Family Tree

Adam and Eve  . . . . . . A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race start?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.” Two … Continue reading

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Getting Through Customs

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’ ‘Of course child…  What may I do for you?’ ‘Well, I bought my Mother an expensive hair dryer for for … Continue reading

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The Druggist

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husband drove … Continue reading

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Nurses

Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh… “Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest … Continue reading

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Short Story

A college class was told that they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things: 1.    Religion 2.    Sexuality 3.    Mystery Below … Continue reading

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My Glass of Wine

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn’t drink … Continue reading

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The Bass Boat

A good old Kentucky boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep nuf to float a boat within 100 miles … Continue reading

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Tax Time

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. … Continue reading

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