Monthly Archives: April 2012

The Great Fish Story

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Alabama as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing … Continue reading

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Kulula Airlines Inflight Announcements

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: … Continue reading

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Exercise For People Over 50

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you … Continue reading

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Best Friends

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they … Continue reading

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The Bathtub Test

During a visit to my  doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not  an older person should be put in an Care Home?” “Well,”  he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a  … Continue reading

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The Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, “I’m … Continue reading

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