Monthly Archives: May 2012

$7 Sex

A Utah couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he … Continue reading

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Grandma’s Boyfriend

Grandma’s boyfriend : A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.   Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,   ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa … Continue reading

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The Bear and the Atheist

What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” an atheist said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He … Continue reading

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Paul Newman

Founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for Children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood Diseases. One afternoon, he and is wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with The kids. A counselor at a nearby Table, suspecting … Continue reading

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The Golfer

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out … Continue reading

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Baby’s First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if … Continue reading

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The Cow from Kansas

The only cow in a small town in Colorado stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Kansas for $200.00. They bought the cow from Kansas and the cow was wonderful. It … Continue reading

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Family Planning

Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;” How did it go?” “I died of shame!” She answers! “Why?” Her Mother asked. Annie said, “Char from … Continue reading

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The Man at the Door

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN … Continue reading

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Problem Child

Dick stared sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. > > What’s up Dick?” asked the barman. “It’s not like you to be so down in > the mouth.” > > It’s my four year old son.” the man replied. … Continue reading

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