Monthly Archives: July 2012

Rules of Marriage

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from … Continue reading

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Why we love old folks

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the … Continue reading

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Catholic Humor

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and … Continue reading

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Learning to Cuss

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.”The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The … Continue reading

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Misunderstanding

The wife left a note on the fridge……… “It’s not working!! I can’t take it anymore; I’ve gone to stay at my Moms!” I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold……… Looks like it’s … Continue reading

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Dinner Blessing

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, ‘Would you like to say the blessing?’ ‘I wouldn’t know what to say,’ the girl replied. ‘Just say what you hear Mommy … Continue reading

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Warning for Older Men

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one catches you totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out … Continue reading

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Avoid Talking Parrots

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, … Continue reading

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Holy Prostitutes

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his … Continue reading

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My wife won’t like it!

A golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a “beautiful” real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. “Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?” “Willis,” he replied. “Willis forget … Continue reading

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