Monthly Archives: August 2012

Ole, the Norwegian Wrestler

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this … Continue reading

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Kids watch way too much TV

Last night on a plane back home from Dallas to Tyler, I was sitting with a friend I’ve known for many years, talking about church and a whole lot of political things. Being a US Congressman, Louie visits a lot … Continue reading

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Oops!

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror As her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the Next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at … Continue reading

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Hot Day in Phoenix

It was a hot day in Phoenix. Lena hung out the wash to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. … Continue reading

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Female Wisdom

Female Wisdom A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re … Continue reading

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Good bye Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, turned to him and said, “I hope … Continue reading

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Crotchless Panties

A frustrated wife bought a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her sex life for her husband. She put them on and sat on the sofa opposite her husband. “Get up!” the husband screamed. “Get up!” … Continue reading

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Too old to shop

I’m sending this note from the police station. I had a little problem at the supermarket earlier today. I was at the checkout and the cashier said “strip down, facing me”. Apparently he was talking about my debit card.

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New C.E.O.

A company hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and … Continue reading

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Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,’ Mother of Six’ in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party.  The … Continue reading

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