Monthly Archives: September 2012

Southern Charm

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from … Continue reading

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Bless me Father for I Have Sinned

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’. The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.”And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father. I … Continue reading

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The Outhouse

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all … Continue reading

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My private parts died

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home… One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, ‘Yes, Nurse ‘My Private Part died today, and I am … Continue reading

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Dear Ma and Pa

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless … Continue reading

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The Bathtub Test

During  a visit to my  doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not  an older  person should be put in an Care Home?” “Well,”  he said, “we fill up a  bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a  … Continue reading

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Smartie Ass

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the … Continue reading

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Hot and Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After my wife … Continue reading

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We’re Rich!

WE FINALLY MADE IT  . . . . . . OMG, we’re rich !!! Silver In the hair, gold in the teeth, crystals in the kidneys, sugar in the blood, lead in the ass, iron in arteries plus an inexhaustible … Continue reading

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The girl with the upturn

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the “upturn.” “I think, you mean the ‘intern,’ don’t you?” asked the nurse on duty. “Yes,” said the girl. “I want to have a ‘contamination.’” … Continue reading

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