Monthly Archives: December 2012

Important Health Advice for 2013

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon Blanc is the … Continue reading

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Retirement Options

You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where… 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for … Continue reading

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Letter from Mom

Dearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, … Continue reading

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Ed the Chicken

Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Ed.’ Ed was stunned. ‘I’m dead? … Continue reading

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If you see a fat man…

IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN….. Who’s jolly and cute, Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling and laughing away, While flying around in a miniature sleigh, With eight tiny reindeer to pull him … Continue reading

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The Christmas Party

I am happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 24, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We’ll … Continue reading

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Christmas Love Etory

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.   As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset, … Continue reading

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Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog … Continue reading

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Worried Mom

A 25-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, … Continue reading

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Life After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband … Continue reading

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