Monthly Archives: January 2013

Little Johnny

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.’ The teacher said, … Continue reading

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Flu Shot

FLU SEASON – Read til the end To avoid it… Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.  Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your … Continue reading

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The Incident

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.  It’s after midnight.  While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants … Continue reading

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Neighborhood Party

One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by … Continue reading

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Drug Store Dream

A real dilemma for the drugstore owners: Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and … Continue reading

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Life Partner

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as good as his mother’s . . .. …… then adopt a dog. If you want someone who’s always willing … Continue reading

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Chinese Cure

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: I NO COME WORK TODAY. Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..The boss says, You know something, Wong … Continue reading

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Know your Bible

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’ … Continue reading

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Senior Birthday

Two old guys talking: One said to the other: “My 69th  birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV”. Other guy:  “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!” First  guy: “Yup. Socks, Underwear and a Viagra!”

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New Priest in Texas

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of … Continue reading

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