Monthly Archives: March 2013

The New Radio

This letter was sent to the Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the Elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This … Continue reading

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Passover for Men

Three men died and found themselves standing before the gates of Heaven. St. Peter told them that before he could let them into the kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. One man said: ‘Easter is a holiday … Continue reading

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Homesick Snowbird

I was in Phoenix the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, “I miss Chicago.” So, being a good senior citizen, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out one tire and … Continue reading

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Waiting in line

While at Whole Food supermarket, I noticed that there was a woman in line at another check-out. Our eyes met, she raised her hand to wave, and smiled. I was rather taken aback, although she looked familiar. I just couldn’t … Continue reading

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Resurrection

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, there can be unexpected results. … Continue reading

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Housework

Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She … Continue reading

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Another Love Story

“Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” asked the wife. “No,” I said. She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. “Have you ever … Continue reading

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Two Lawyers

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top … Continue reading

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They all look alike!

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising … Continue reading

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Obituary

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband’s obituary.  She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn’t it too  bad about him passing away. … Continue reading

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