Monthly Archives: April 2013

A Blonde Joke

A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman’s boobs and splashes all over them… The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her … Continue reading

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Group Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, (from Mesa) Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your … Continue reading

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Psychology

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions.” The husband turned to his wife and said, “That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell … Continue reading

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One Prayer Answered

A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger … Continue reading

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Will I Live to See 80

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doingĀ  ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I am turning 65). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’ She … Continue reading

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Tonsils verses Circumcision

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid … Continue reading

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My Daddy Sleeps Naked

“Late again!” the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger. “It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this ‘un on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!” Now, Miss Russell … Continue reading

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A Golf Story

The Ambidextrous Golfer A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about … Continue reading

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St Peter and the Cowboy

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in … Continue reading

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The Jewish Tie Salesman

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish … Continue reading

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