Monthly Archives: May 2013

Channel Surfing

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s … Continue reading

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Time to Quit Drinking

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.  A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing.  But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. … Continue reading

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Hell of a Day

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, … Continue reading

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Sex with a Cowboy

Prior to her trip to Texas , Carol (a blonde chick from NYC ), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country: 1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Q. 2.. … Continue reading

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Second Opinion

The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure … Continue reading

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The Pregnant Prostitute

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, “do you know who the father is?” “For heavens sake , if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?”

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The Female Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:  Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.   The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their … Continue reading

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Medical Exam

When I was young (100 years ago) my intent was to go to medical school, the entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility. One of the questions was “Rearrange the letters PNESI to spell out an important part … Continue reading

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Hookers

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: Two Prostitutes – $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to … Continue reading

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Water Saves Marriage

A man goes to the Doctor, worried about his wife’s > temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem? > The man says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every > day my wife seems to lose her temper for … Continue reading

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