Monthly Archives: August 2013

The Red Flower

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and … Continue reading

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Children’s Sermon

A Catholic priest was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front … Continue reading

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The Little Red Wagon

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he notice the little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The … Continue reading

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Buy Milk

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife … Continue reading

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Buy Milk

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife … Continue reading

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Should Children Witness Childbirth

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped … Continue reading

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First Exam

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if … Continue reading

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Dorothy and Edna

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give … Continue reading

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Even God enjoys a good laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went … Continue reading

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A Poem By Willie Nelson

The younger generation may not know it but at one time Willie Nelson was songwriter of the year. Such songs as “Hello Wall”, “Crazy” sung by Patsy Cline. “Funny how Time Slips Away” & a host of other favorites. He … Continue reading

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