Monthly Archives: September 2013

Arizona Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico, … Continue reading

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Gorilla Catcher

A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an advert for “Gorilla Catchers” He calls the number, and the gorilla catcher, Santa, says he … Continue reading

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Health Insurance

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart … Continue reading

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Leroy in Detroit

In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his … Continue reading

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Everything under one roof

A young guy from West Virginia moves to  Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking  for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales  experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a … Continue reading

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Who is Mr Gorsky

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING … Continue reading

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Why Seniors Don’t Get Hired

Job Interview: Human Resources Manager:  “What is your greatest weakness?” Old Man :  “Honesty.” Human Resources Manager:  “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.” Old Man :  “I don’t really give a shit what you think.”

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The Drunkin Scotsman

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked, he’d drunk more than his share He fumbled ‘round until he could not keep his feet And he stumbled off into … Continue reading

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Helpful Arizona Native

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on … Continue reading

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He’s My Brother

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you ???” “Eight,” the boy replied. … Continue reading

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