Monthly Archives: October 2013

New Cowboy Boots

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Margaret looked … Continue reading

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It’s Halloween

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to … Continue reading

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The Stop Sign

“A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for … Continue reading

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Free Sex with Fill-Up

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with every Full Tank of fuel.” Paddy pulled in, filled his tank, and asked for his free sex. … Continue reading

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The Elevator

Today I was beaten up by a woman…I was going down in an elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1?  So I did. I don’t remember … Continue reading

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Speeding

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and … Continue reading

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The Car Keys

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed … Continue reading

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Tuck or Not to Tuck

Murphy asked Paddy how he got his black eye. “You’d never believe it,” said Paddy, “but I got it in church.” He said he had been sitting behind a fat lady and when they all stood for a hymn he … Continue reading

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Proof

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof?”, asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “Okay, then write … Continue reading

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Say Cheese

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely … Continue reading

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