Monthly Archives: November 2013

Playing Poker

Seven retired Italian guys were playing poker in a Boca Raton, FL condo clubhouse when Guido lost $500 ona single hand. He clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table, chips flew everywhere. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.Dinner,Leftovers, THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED – THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND TURNING … Continue reading

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How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the oven to 375 degrees Step 6: Take 3 … Continue reading

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Some men just don’t know

On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more … Continue reading

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Southern Humor

One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game. The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the … Continue reading

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My Cousin Tony

My cousin, Tony, owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture store. I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to check out the merchandise himself And because he was still single, … Continue reading

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Two Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. “Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to … Continue reading

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His name was Ole

His name was Ole.  He was from Minnesota.  And he needed a loan. So, he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for a loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Oslo … Continue reading

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Chilbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. ‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked’Not … Continue reading

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No Speak English

A Russian woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem … Continue reading

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