Monthly Archives: January 2014

Life till 85

Here’s something to think about . . . . . . I recently picked a new G.P. doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I’ve just reached 65). A … Continue reading

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Neighborly Love

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the … Continue reading

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The Drunk Taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.. The director of the factory wondered how to … Continue reading

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The Irishman

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink Is driving home from the city one night and, Of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to … Continue reading

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Language Matters

Language Matters. The Difference between Complete and Finished No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, I feel I have a clear winner of an answer that will put this matter to … Continue reading

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Men Never Listen

In a Phoenix hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to  get into the men’s restroom, but it had always  been occupied. A nurse noticed his  predicament. Sir, she said  ‘ You may use the ladies room if you promise … Continue reading

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Amen!

A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started … Continue reading

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It All Depends

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”,  “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing. … Continue reading

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Potentially and Realisically,

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?’ The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for … Continue reading

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The Pig Farmers

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided … Continue reading

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