Monthly Archives: February 2014

Perception

An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “A woman: without … Continue reading

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The Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy … Continue reading

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State of the Art

I went to the ear doctor the other day, and he said I needed a hearing aid. I said to him, “How much will it cost me out-of-pocket after the insurance pays?” He said,  “It will cost you about 2 … Continue reading

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A Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the … Continue reading

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Be careful what you ask for…

My wife visited her physician to ask his help in reviving MY libido. “What about trying Viagra? He asked. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin”. “Not a problem. There is something new; Viagra drops. Drop … Continue reading

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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.  A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: ‘Hello’ … Continue reading

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New Boss

Back-in-the-day, when I was working for Verizon Corp., they had brought in a new boss to my department. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers, and said so, out-loud, the very first day. On a … Continue reading

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New Boss

Back-in-the-day, when I was working for Verizon Corp., they had brought in a new boss to my department. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers, and said so, out-loud, the very first day. On a … Continue reading

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Only two more isles to go

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her “no.” The little girl immediately began … Continue reading

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God loves drunk people too

My wife and I were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on our front door and the dog barking. I get up and go to the door where a drunken stranger is standing in the pouring Arizona monsoon … Continue reading

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