Monthly Archives: March 2014

The Sky is Falling

Back when I was very young, my school teacher read the of story Chicken Little to our class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read “…and so Chicken Little … Continue reading

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State of the Art

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art…It’s perfect.” “Really,’ answered the neighbor.  “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.”

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Vending Machines

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan .. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. ‘I’m … Continue reading

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Hooters

My “older” guy pals will understand this: During a long day of looking around a car show, a couple of my guy friends, stopped in at ‘Hooter’s’ for some Hot Wings and a few beers. After being there for a … Continue reading

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The Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was 20 down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your … Continue reading

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Wide Eyed

A young man with his pants hanging half off his backside,  two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to … Continue reading

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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an … Continue reading

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The Hangover

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad … Continue reading

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Ole and the Hooker

Ole was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she whispers. He’s never been with a hooker before, so he figures, “what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks…”… So they … Continue reading

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Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ … Continue reading

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