Monthly Archives: April 2014

The Parrot

A woman received a parrot for her birthday. The Parrot had a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive, to say the least, very rude. The woman tried hard to change the bird’s attitude, saying polite … Continue reading

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True Story

Lee Trevino/Why I Mow My Own Lawn : a true story. You gotta love him. One day shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas … Continue reading

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The New Texas Priest

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of … Continue reading

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Hunting Buddies

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly.  The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.  The three men had always hunted and fished … Continue reading

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The Burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending to burglarize and he’s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, “I can see you, and so can Jesus!” Startled, the … Continue reading

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Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sis and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born & raised in Mexico?” Abe replies, “I don’t know, let’s … Continue reading

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Grandma’s Proper Dosage

For better digestion I drink Guinness. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. When I have a cold I … Continue reading

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Gynecologist’s Assistant

A  retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a Card  advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and Asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; “The … Continue reading

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Bubba Graduates

Bubba went to the University of Oklahoma on a football scholarship.  He was a great running back, but a poor student.  Come graduation day, Bubba didn’t have enough credits. But he had become a legend as a football star and … Continue reading

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Sleeping with Bob

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to … Continue reading

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