Monthly Archives: June 2014

The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. Then again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an … Continue reading

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Choices

A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight … Continue reading

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Biology Exam

This is straight from Scotland.  Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.  The question was worth 70 points or none at all.  One student, in particular, … Continue reading

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The Motorcycle Mechanic

A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his … Continue reading

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Girls Camp-Out

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls Camp-Out trip. Complete with outdoor shower set-up, gourmet grill meals and plenty of wine! Two days before the group is to leave, Mary’s husband puts his foot down and tells her she … Continue reading

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Female Apology

To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck. Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so … Continue reading

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Today’s My Birthday

Today is my birthday. I went into the kitchen for breakfast hoping my husband would have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning. I thought…well, the kids will remember. I was wrong. So … Continue reading

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Death Threat

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout…, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the … Continue reading

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Pre-Nuptial Agreement-Senior Style

An elderly couple in their 70’s were about to get married. She said: “I want to keep my house.” He said: “That’s fine with me.” She said: “I want to keep my Lexus.” He said: “That’s fine with me.” She … Continue reading

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Car-Pooling

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to … Continue reading

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