Monthly Archives: August 2014

Charades

The worst time to have a heart attack is during the game of charades…. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers!

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Three Holy Men and a Bear

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi would get together once a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard, a real challenge would … Continue reading

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Grandpa Said

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in … Continue reading

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In The Groove

An Airline starts a new concept… Chef on Board. This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. “Lemme get some fries, … Continue reading

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FBI Assassin

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testings were done three finalists remained. Richard, Sam and Jane were to be given a final test. For the final test, the FBI agents took … Continue reading

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486-5731

‘Hello?’ ‘Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’ ‘No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’ After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’ ‘Oh, yes I do, and … Continue reading

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They are finally together

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of Heart Disease. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Judy remarried, and … Continue reading

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8 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be … Continue reading

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Retired Prostitutes

One day, while going to the shop, I passéd by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.  I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my … Continue reading

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Emergency Call To Wife

Husband’s Message (by cellphone): Honey, a car has hit me outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems … Continue reading

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