Monthly Archives: September 2014

Miracle Cure

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you said yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor about Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural … Continue reading

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My First Irish Drink With My Son

I was reading an article last night about Fathers and sons, and Memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our first pub which is only two blocks … Continue reading

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How many women can you marry

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you … Continue reading

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A Burger or a Kiss

Wife: Can you help me with the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am… a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, … Continue reading

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Vern

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club. The … Continue reading

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Times Have Changed

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a $1 and I’d come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, and a box … Continue reading

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The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and … Continue reading

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Sipping Vodka

A New Priest at his first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. The Monsignor said, “When I am nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I get nervous, I … Continue reading

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I need a push

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. … Continue reading

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The Potato Family

Well, as in all good family stories, there was a Girl Potato and Boy Potato, and they had eyes for each other. A few days later they got married. They had a little sweet Potato, which they called ‘Yam.’ Of … Continue reading

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