Monthly Archives: October 2014

Don’t Text and Fly

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Leroy’s Hearing

In a St. Louis church one Sunday morning, the preacher said “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was … Continue reading

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The Dilemma

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” Professor: Actually, I probably do. Otherwise … Continue reading

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Private Parts

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! ‘I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,’ the mortician commented, … Continue reading

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Airplane Condoms

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other,and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. … Continue reading

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Senior Pick-Up Line

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking  plaid suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar … Continue reading

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Hot & Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After my wife … Continue reading

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Counseling

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and … Continue reading

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Why Men Are Happier

Why Men Are Happier Your last name stays the same. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never get pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. People never stare at … Continue reading

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A Sportsman’s Double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old, In fact she wasn’t too bad at all! We drank a bit, we had a snuggle, and she asked me if … Continue reading

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