Monthly Archives: May 2015

A Hot Day in Arizona

My neighbor, Lena: “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell tuday,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, “Vy nodt?” She walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked … Continue reading

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Get me to the hospital

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my … Continue reading

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Facts about crows

A fact you won’t soon forget about crows. Researchers for the   Massachusetts   Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that  they may have died from Avian  Flu. A  Bird  Pathologist examined the … Continue reading

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All Drugs Have Two Names

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The … Continue reading

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Happy Mothers Day

In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria Therefore it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. Happy Mothers Day!

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Calling in Sick

Cat Lover or Not,  this is Hysterical! We’ve all had  trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top  this one: Calling in sick to work makes me  uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I  always get … Continue reading

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Cinco de Mayo

A Little History Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the … Continue reading

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