Monthly Archives: June 2015

The Nice Man on the Bus

THE NICE MAN ON THE BUS A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said, “Come on sweetie, eat … Continue reading

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Nurse & Patient

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my … Continue reading

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Shouldn’t fool with Mother Nature

A 65 year old A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have … Continue reading

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A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?” The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look … Continue reading

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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – Is arriving … Continue reading

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Man Down-Aisle 7

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.  The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for … Continue reading

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The 2015 Truth

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2015 when… 1. You have accidentally enter your PIN # on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 10 phone numbers to reach … Continue reading

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There are worse things

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition … Continue reading

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Best Smart Ass Answer of the Year

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your … Continue reading

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