Monthly Archives: July 2015

The Unknown Millionaire

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant.. The fees for cars $1.50 for buses about $7.00. One day, after 25 … Continue reading

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Restrooms

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restroom will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never … Continue reading

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A reason for speeding

An Arizona senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as … Continue reading

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Birth Control For Grandma

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her. As … Continue reading

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Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had … Continue reading

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When U Black, U Black

When U Black, U Black! When I was born, I was BLACK When I grew up, I was BLACK When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK When I got cold, I was BLACK When I was scared, I … Continue reading

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Human Geography of a Woman-women vs man

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone … Continue reading

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The Farmer and the City Slicker

A city boy moved to the country and bought a mule from an old farmer. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad … Continue reading

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Dear Ma and Pa

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.I was restless at … Continue reading

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