Monthly Archives: August 2015

The Ministers Wife

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says …”I’m sleeping with the minister’s wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after service for me?” ​ MIKE DOESN’T LIKE IT, BUT BEING A FRIEND, HE AGREES. ​After … Continue reading

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Old Folks

I’m 73 and yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all of my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. … Continue reading

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18 Hour Shift

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18 hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at … Continue reading

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Think Twice Before Speaking

A woman phoned her neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.” To which the man replied: “Well the joke’s on … Continue reading

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My First Time

SEX: I remember the first time I bought a box of condoms. I was 17. I went into my local pharmacy in Queens, New York. Before I entered the store, I looked up-and-down the block to make sure no one … Continue reading

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