Monthly Archives: October 2015

It’s that time of year!

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies; “I have a question to ask you but I don’t … Continue reading

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Toilet Seat All Fixed

My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the fancy wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out shopping. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter … Continue reading

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The Dentist

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH … Continue reading

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Viagra and Pepsi

Pfizer Corp. announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour … Continue reading

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The Sunday Paper

“WHERE is my SUNDAY newspaper?!” I loudly demanded while on the phone with the newspaper office. “Sir”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY.” I sat there for quite a … Continue reading

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Men are Happy

Why Men Are Not Depressed Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water … Continue reading

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Thanks for the Memories

On his death bed they asked him where he wanted to be buried. His answer was,     “Surprise me.” Do you remember Bob Hope? You’ll enjoy this. I had forgotten that he lived to be 100, and also didn’t realize it … Continue reading

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A Smart Old Man

An old man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union to emigrate to the U.S. When the customs searched his luggage at Moscow airport, the customs official found a Lenin’s bust, “What is it ?” The old man, “What … Continue reading

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