Monthly Archives: November 2015

Jehovah

There was a knock on the door  this morning. I  opened it to find a young man standing there  who said: “Hello sir,I’m a Jehovah’s Witness  …” I  said “Come in and sit down.” I  offered him coffee and asked, … Continue reading

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Give Thanks and keep your mouth shut!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more … Continue reading

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Bob The Undertaker

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day.” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in … Continue reading

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Grandpa’s Version

Robbie was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in … Continue reading

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God Bless the Irish

AIRLINE FOOD – A TRUE STORY? Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew in her lovely Irish brogue nervously made the following painful announcement..: “Ladies and … Continue reading

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