Monthly Archives: December 2015

A Night Out

We were dressed and ready to go out for a New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local … Continue reading

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Inner Peace

I’m passing this on because it worked for me today (yesterday, the day before…) Dr Oz said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives during … Continue reading

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The Day After Christmas

‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin’, even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the … Continue reading

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Christmas Cussing

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to … Continue reading

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Who Am I

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out … Continue reading

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A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was Santa with his ear to the ground. Passengers trooped out of the bus … Continue reading

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The Christmas Party

The Christmas Party FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: ALL EMPLOYEES DATE: December 18 RE: Christmas Party I am happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 24, starting at noon in the … Continue reading

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The Blind Man

On a hot summer day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church. After sweating for a few hours in their black robes, they decided to take them off and paint naked. An hour later, someone knocked … Continue reading

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God’s Wife

A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering With cold. A lady approached the young boy and said, ‘My, but you’re in such deep thought staring in … Continue reading

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Don’t Drink & Drive

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving.  As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time … Continue reading

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