Monthly Archives: February 2016

Send The Bill to My Brother-n-Law

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.He … Continue reading

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Vending Machines

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan .. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. ‘I’m … Continue reading

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Good News & Bad News

A friend came over the other day and I said to him,  “I have good news and bad news for you.” He replied, “I have had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.” “My wife told me that … Continue reading

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The Farmer And The Rooster

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got … Continue reading

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The Outhouse

THE OUTHOUSE The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and cedar stick Piled shavings on the ground. No modern facilities had they, The log across the rill Led to a shack, marked His and … Continue reading

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Nursing Home Sex

Nursing Home Sex ! Harold  is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen  Home. Every  night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded  garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his  accomplishments and long life. One  evening, Mildred, age … Continue reading

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Redneck Love Poem

A Redneck Love Poem Susie Lee done fell in love She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy ’bout it all, She told her pappy so. Pappy told her Susie gal You’ll have to find another, I’d just as … Continue reading

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