Monthly Archives: March 2016

Siamese Twins

Two Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a barstool.  One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we’re joined side by side at the hip. I’m John, he’s … Continue reading

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Holy Humor

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular … Continue reading

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Happy Easter

PASTOR: “Praise The Lord!” CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!” PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablets, laptops, iPads, smart phones, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.” P-A-U-S-E-………. “Now let us pray … Continue reading

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Happy St Patty’s Day

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Text Auto Correct

Hi Bill, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you … Continue reading

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Drama in the Serengeti

‪Drama in the Serengeti! ‪A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. ‪While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” … Continue reading

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Birth Control For Grandma

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As … Continue reading

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