Monthly Archives: April 2016

Senior Housing Complex

My wife and I went over to the new seniors complex to check it out, just in case one of us had to move there. The manager addressed all the new seniors vistors pointing out some of the rules: “The … Continue reading

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Grounds for Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he … Continue reading

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Husband Down..Isle 5

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 … Continue reading

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Season Pass

My wife and I went over to the new seniors complex to check it out, just in case one of us had to move there. The manager addressed all the new seniors vistors pointing out some of the rules: “The … Continue reading

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