Monthly Archives: May 2016

Old Age

Jack and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Jack didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a … Continue reading

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Stamps from Costa Rica

A woman goes to her gynecologist. “What seems to be the  problem?” asked her doctor. “Something is terribly wrong,  I keep finding postage stamps from Costa  Rica in my vagina.” The doctor  had a look, then chuckled before she said … Continue reading

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A Professional

“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had … Continue reading

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Hot Day in Arizona

It was a hot day in Arizona. Lena hung out the wash to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. … Continue reading

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Golfers and Drinkers

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, … Continue reading

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Tired Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and wee-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats … Continue reading

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Texting

On a cold winter morning while I was at the store, my wife texted me: “WINDOWS FROZEN, WON’T OPEN” I texted back: “POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER IT AND TAP GENTLY ALONG THE EDGES WITH A HAMMER” Five minutes later … Continue reading

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