Monthly Archives: July 2016

Just the other night…

I was in a bar with my friend the other night, and I asked, “Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?” And he shot right back… “Aww, shit, and I just joined the Knights … Continue reading

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Lunch at the Mall

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A Second Chance at Life

A 60 year old woman suffered a heart attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital. During surgery she had a near death experience and saw God. She asked him, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another … Continue reading

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The #2 Pencil

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. … Continue reading

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