Monthly Archives: August 2016

The Secret To Long Life

A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I  couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!  What … Continue reading

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A Friend in Need

I am reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help who wishes to remain anonymous. His wife told him to get out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. … Continue reading

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An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam.  I do not intend to … Continue reading

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Senior Discount

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the … Continue reading

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