Monthly Archives: October 2016

Little Larry

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why … Continue reading

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Senior pick up

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looking image. Seated at the end of the bar is an fine-looking elderly lady. … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Tickets

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc, But he didn’t realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding – … Continue reading

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Seniors

Two young businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. The store wasn’t ready yet, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, “I’ll bet … Continue reading

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You Look Familiar

Whenever I am Out When I am out shopping or at a party, wherever someone comes up to me says, “You look very familiar… where have I seen you before?” I like to give them a Big smile and respond … Continue reading

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Stamps from Costa Rica

A woman goes to her gynecologist. “What seems to be the  problem?” asked her doctor. “Something is terribly wrong,  I keep finding postage stamps from Costa  Rica in my vagina.” The doctor  had a look, then chuckled before she said … Continue reading

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A Jewish Cab Driver

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and         laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no … Continue reading

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