Category Archives: Humor

You Gotta Love Frank

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence and distance. She made a … Continue reading

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Tax Time

Father O’Malley answers his phone:“Hello… is this Father O’Malley?”“It Tis!”“This is the IRS.”“Well then, how can I help you?”“Do you know a Mr.Ted Houlihan?”“Yes, Yes I do!”“Is he a member of your congregation?”“He is.”“Did he donate $10,000.”“YES, He Will.”

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Christmas at Rock-Away Rest

‘Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest, And all of us seniors were looking our best. Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry; Our punchbowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry. A bedsock was taped to … Continue reading

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New Rules From Santa

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Weight Loss Program that WORKS!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Divorce

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in … Continue reading

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Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked … Continue reading

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Little Larry

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why … Continue reading

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Senior pick up

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looking image. Seated at the end of the bar is an fine-looking elderly lady. … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Tickets

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc, But he didn’t realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding – … Continue reading

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