Tag Archives: Airplane

God Bless the Irish

AIRLINE FOOD – A TRUE STORY? Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew in her lovely Irish brogue nervously made the following painful announcement..: “Ladies and … Continue reading

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Airplane Condoms

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other,and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. … Continue reading

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Area 51

Unites States Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51.” One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this ’secret’ base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated. The pilot’s story … Continue reading

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Nymphomaniacs Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have … Continue reading

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The Lawyer and the Crab

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.  … Continue reading

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Getting Through Customs

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’ ‘Of course child…  What may I do for you?’ ‘Well, I bought my Mother an expensive hair dryer for for … Continue reading

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Father of the Year

A man boarded a plane with six kids.   After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?” He looked her straight in … Continue reading

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Mayday…Mayday

Mayday…Mayday A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. “Mayday, mayday!  My pilot just died!” Ground control received her call for help and … Continue reading

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