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Hot Day in Arizona

It was a hot day in Arizona. Lena hung out the wash to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. … Continue reading

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Siamese Twins

Two Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a barstool.  One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we’re joined side by side at the hip. I’m John, he’s … Continue reading

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A Hot Day in Arizona

My neighbor, Lena: “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell tuday,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, “Vy nodt?” She walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked … Continue reading

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Siamese Twins

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender,  “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip.  I’m John, he’s  Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.” … Continue reading

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Second Opinion

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him my fears. He said I should visit him 3 times a week for … Continue reading

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Blue Plate Special

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’ One Cent?’ the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and … Continue reading

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Jesus Christ

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, son, you’re not.” So the drunk says it to the second priest. “I’m Jesus Christ.” The second … Continue reading

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Shrinks and Drinks

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s someone … Continue reading

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Time to Quit Drinking

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.  A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing.  But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. … Continue reading

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A Blonde Joke

A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman’s boobs and splashes all over them… The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her … Continue reading

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