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Hot Day in Arizona

It was a hot day in Arizona. Lena hung out the wash to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. … Continue reading

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Husband Down..Isle 5

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 … Continue reading

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Drinking Buddies

I pointed to the two older drinking guys across the bar from us and told my friend Bob, “That’ll be us in ten years.” He turned to me and said, “That’s a mirror, you dumb shit.”

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A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?” The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look … Continue reading

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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – Is arriving … Continue reading

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Man Down-Aisle 7

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.  The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for … Continue reading

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A Hot Day in Arizona

My neighbor, Lena: “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell tuday,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, “Vy nodt?” She walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked … Continue reading

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Happy Mothers Day

In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria Therefore it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. Happy Mothers Day!

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Lyin’ never pays

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He … Continue reading

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My First Irish Drink With My Son

I was reading an article last night about Fathers and sons, and Memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our first pub which is only two blocks … Continue reading

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