Tag Archives: Birthday

Vern

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club. The … Continue reading

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Powerful Medicine

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile … Continue reading

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8 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be … Continue reading

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A WOMAN’S WEEK AT THE GYM

For my birthday this year, my husband purchased a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be … Continue reading

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Today’s My Birthday

Today is my birthday. I went into the kitchen for breakfast hoping my husband would have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning. I thought…well, the kids will remember. I was wrong. So … Continue reading

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The Parrot

A woman received a parrot for her birthday. The Parrot had a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive, to say the least, very rude. The woman tried hard to change the bird’s attitude, saying polite … Continue reading

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Why I Am Divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As … Continue reading

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Senior Birthday

Two old guys talking: One said to the other: “My 69th  birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV”. Other guy:  “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!” First  guy: “Yup. Socks, Underwear and a Viagra!”

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Sex and Grammer

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After … Continue reading

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The Gift

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s Birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note… romantic , but … Continue reading

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