Tag Archives: Boat

Obituary

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband’s obituary.  She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn’t it too  bad about him passing away. … Continue reading

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Earl and Bubba

And then; Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.” Earl spits overboard, … Continue reading

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Reading my book

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish, and the wife likes to read. One afternoon the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn’t … Continue reading

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Uncle Mick

Mary asked Paddy if he was stranded on a desert island with one person in the world, who would he like it to be. “My Uncle Mick.” replies Paddy without a moments hesitation. “Really? What’s so special about him?” asks … Continue reading

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The Bass Boat

A good old Kentucky boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep nuf to float a boat within 100 miles … Continue reading

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St Patty’s Day Bonus

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband’s obituary.  She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn’t it too  bad about him passing away. … Continue reading

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