Tag Archives: Brother

Thanksgiving Divorce

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in … Continue reading

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Farm Life

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he … Continue reading

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He’s My Brother

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replied. The … Continue reading

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Potentially and Realisically,

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?’ The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for … Continue reading

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The Bass Boat

A good old northern Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that. There ain’t no water deep enough to float … Continue reading

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He’s My Brother

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you ???” “Eight,” the boy replied. … Continue reading

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Twins

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor … Continue reading

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The Bass Boat

A good old Kentucky boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep nuf to float a boat within 100 miles … Continue reading

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