Tag Archives: Car

DUI-Montana Style

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Miles City,  MT.  After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled around the parking lot for a … Continue reading

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Pillow Chatter

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading. The wife  looks over at him and asks the question…. “What would you do if I died?  Would you get married again? “Definitely not!” he exclaims. “Why not?  Don’t you … Continue reading

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Emergency Call To Wife

Husband’s Message (by cellphone): Honey, a car has hit me outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems … Continue reading

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Female Apology

To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck. Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so … Continue reading

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The Irishman

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink Is driving home from the city one night and, Of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to … Continue reading

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Speeding

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and … Continue reading

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The Car Keys

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed … Continue reading

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Helpful Arizona Native

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on … Continue reading

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If My Body Was A Car

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little … Continue reading

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Hookers

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: Two Prostitutes – $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to … Continue reading

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